Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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