I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Shame - the story of my life.
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