she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I forget how to act sober
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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