I got chris browned last night
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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