Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I love how my cats smell like pot.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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