when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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