She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
smell my finger.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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