am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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