She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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