Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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