But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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