Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I need water and some morals
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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