It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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