Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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