Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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