Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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