If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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