i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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