Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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