Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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