i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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