I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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