ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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