I'm drive I can fine osifer
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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