and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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