What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Randomize
