Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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