I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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