How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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