So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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