Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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