No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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