the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Randomize
