eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Also, beer. Big fan.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
