you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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