I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
time to smoke my breakfast
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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