sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
