Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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