how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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