wat bout pragnant strippers??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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