The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Randomize
