I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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