"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
is it fun? or sober?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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