Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Randomize
