I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
third nipple confirmed
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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