so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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