She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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