i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
babies were throwing up all over the place
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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