ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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