Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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