Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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