Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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