the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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