: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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