Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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